Some of you may have noticed white SJWs talking like black people lately.
This trend has made its way up to the highest levels of corporate America. Companies like McDonald’s are now full-fledged wiggers:
Burger King has also turned into a female SJW wigger-millennial:
I predict that this will hit political America, too. This will be similar to AOC’s speech if she’s elected president in 2024:
So where does the wiggerspeak come from? I have two hypotheses:
Hypothesis 1: Concise = Witty
It’s almost as if white, college-educated SJWs have concluded that concise language is witty. If a lot of information is expressed in very few words, it’s automatically witty.
And then they’ve had a look at black Twitter and thought, “Hm, it’s interesting how these gorillas sometimes say things using less words/letters than us smarter whites would use. For example, when they want to say, ‘He has confidence,’ they say, ‘he got swag.’ When they want to say, ‘He is angry,’ they say, ‘he mad.’ When they want to say, ‘You’re all crazy,’ they say, ‘y’all nuts.’”
And then they think, “It’s just a shame these gorillas can’t convey complex ideas like us whites can. Oh wait! I have an idea: if I can take complex ‘white’ ideas like calculus and dialectical materialism and package them in terse Ebonics, then I’d be communicating a lot of information in very few words and I would hence be really witty! I’ve found a new way for white people to be clever!”
So you get a bunch of white SJWs saying things like:
differential calculus be like: im hard af yall
integral calculus be like: hold my beer
dat hegelian critique of kantian ethics in chapter 2 tho. dat categorical imperative refutation be lit >>>
man does marx always gotta betray unconscious patriarchal biases like??? ima lose it for real cuz the economic analysis is always on point
tfw when ur reading platos republic and u realize aristotle was for real just an old crusty ass axiomatically trash white mf tryna brand cryptomisogyny as philosophy
if yall still excusing misogyny in 2021 i aint tryna hear it. fuck outta here with ur rape apologetics
This is revolting, since not only is it patronizing and racist, it’s also hypocritical, due to the fact that they’re “culturally appropriating” black language.
Hypothesis 2: Insincere faux-reverence
The other thought I have is they may be doing the same faux-reverence thing they do when they pretend to take rap music seriously. “Let’s see what the niggers are up to and then be sure to treat it with the same respect we treat anything whites come up with.” They’re trying to merge black culture with white culture in an effort to promote equality, despite the fact they know using Ebonics is a sign of either poor education or rebellion against white people. Or, as is the case with Eminem, it’s to fit in with black people. But since they do this for mostly white audiences, it’s clearly not the latter.
So they either are genuinely shallow idiots who think saying things in fewer words automatically means, “witty,” or they know damn well that’s not the case, and simply want to pretend Ebonics are on the same level as educated white language.
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The White Man's Gambit 